Man Laws 

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1
Grilling is ALWAYS the first choice of cooking!
2
Cutting meat to check for DONENESS is like sawing down a tree to find its age.
3
A garnish is a bad disguise for not buying enough food.
4
Two months' salary is a small price to pay for fireworks.
5
Vegetarianism is to be encouraged, as it leaves more meat for us Normal people.
6
The barbeque chef shall be kept hydrated at all times.
7
The collapse of a lawn chair by someone sitting in it is only funny if it's someone else.
8
A proper sear negates any harmful effect of a steak falling on the ground.
9
The cheaper the beer, the more loudly you should say how cold it is.
10
Flare-ups will be handled calmly and discreetly until such time as flames spread to a national park.
11
Due to the delicate balance and concentration required, the user of a hammock should not be disturbed under any circumstances.
12
The dinosaurs are gone, so it is no longer possible to buy a steak that is too big.